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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts , and are things people actually said in court , word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I , Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No , I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes , voodoo. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTO RNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor , I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No , this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor , before you performed the autopsy , did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So , then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure , Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see , but could the patient have still been alive , nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes , it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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αρ γιου τολκινκ του μι;

σας παρακαλώ ενεργοποιήστε το κουμπι ban,delete account κτλ...

Φίλος που σπουδαζει στην εξαιρετικη αυτη χώρα (Ελβετία) εχει παρακολουθήσει εκπαίδευση μονο για ορειβατικο σκι (ουσιαστικά backcountry) και πλεον κάνει μονο αυτό.. θα πρέπει να γεμίσω και το ορειβατικο μου σακιδιο (>100lt) προμηθειες ομως, γιατι με το φαγητο.. +1000

Kάτι αντίστοιχο στη Ευρώπη είναι η ENSA να υποθέσω;; Και οι αντίστοιχες εθνικές σχολές σε Ιταλία-Αυστρία-Ελβετία;; Υπάρχει και κάτι άλλο;

Χρόνια Πολλά Οδυσσέα! με υγεία! και κάποια στιγμη να βάλεις μυαλο να αρχισεις σκι!!!

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σωστο..(πολλά εχουν δει τα ματακια μας..) μπα θελω να μαυρισω του χρονου γιατι φετος κοπηκε απότομα η σεζον και δεν προλαβα... μέχρι 92 μέση δέχομαι προσφορές! @pefto: το εχουμε κανει το topic..

o nickel σε βαζει και τα λες αυτα;;;

ειναι γνωστο αυτο

το πιστευω Να ρωτησω κάτι; γιατι απο την περιγραφη που έκανες για τα ARV, τα λιγουρεύτηκα.. Για τι επίπεδο είναι (βασικα για μενα ειναι; ) θα τα κοιίταζα για 2ο σκι μαζι με ενα πιο πιστας..

Λάππα δεν υπάρχεις! (οπως θα έλεγε και ενα 17χρονο.. )

Χρόνια Πολλά και πάντα ευτυχισμένα!!!

Χρονια Πολλά σε όλους!!! (Αχιλλέα ετοιμάσου για το Βερολινο.. θα φάτε καλα!)

και γω θα ειμαι πάνω

στο τέλος που τραβατε την 6 ο/η "καμεραμαν" βρίσκεται στο σημειο που ειχα το ατυχημα..

"dying an honorable death is better than living a coward's life"

ban τον Λάππα!

Ευχαριστω!

PID πόση ώρα το κανατε Αθηνα-ΧΚΠ ;

Από τα κλασσικότερα και παλιότερα μηνύματα-αλυσίδες (chain mail) που κυκλοφορούν στο διαδίκτυο Κανενας λόγος ανησυχιας